Jose and Carlos are both beggars. They beg in different areas of town. Carlos begs for the same amount of time as Jose, but only collects about eight or nine dollars a day. Every day, Jose brings home a suitcase full of ten dollar bills. He drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free house, and […]
OLD VERSION: The ant worked hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thought the ant to be a fool, laughed, danced,and played the summer away.. Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed. The grasshopper has no food or shelter, so […]
This is after the Phoenix Suns were protesting the new law in AZ: Much has been said against AZ’s move to do the Federal Government’s job. “What if the owners of the Suns discovered that hordes of people were sneaking into games without paying? What if they had a good idea who the gate crashers […]
Q: What’s the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo? A: Bo has papers. –Jimmy Kimmel Q: What was the most positive result of the “Cash for Clunkers” program? A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road. –David Letterman
A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States .. He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, “Thank you Mr. American for letting me into this country, giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care and a free education!” The passerby says, “You are mistaken, I am […]
When Obama died, George Washington met him at the Pearly Gates. He slapped him across the face and yelled, “How dare you try to destroy the Nation I helped conceive?” Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and shouted, “You wanted to end our liberties but you failed.” James Madison followed, kicked him in […]
USS REAGAN Seeing it next to the Arizona Memorial really puts its size into perspective… ENORMOUS When the Bridge pipes ‘ Man the Rail’ there is a lot of rail to man on this monster: shoulder to shoulder, around 4.5 acres. Her displacement is about 100,000 tons with full complement. Capability Top speed exceeds 30 […]
Comedians would probably not exist without politicians, whose speeches have always been full of wisdom. Here is our rating of the 10 most stupid things ever said by politicians all over the world. 1. “Queen Elizabeth Taylor.” – Thai Prime Minister Banharn Silpa-archa, referring to the Queen of England. 2. “In Iran, we don’t have […]
