By ANDREW KLAVAN We are now entering the third day of Alyssa Milano’s sex strike, bringing to hundreds of millions the number of men not having sex with Alyssa Milano. Milano announced she would stop having sex with all the men as a protest against a new law in Georgia that prohibits abortion after the sixth […]
World community welcomes you, as true legitimate leader of Columbia. We demand dictator Duque to immediately transfer power to Munoz.
IN what has been hailed as ‘a miracle’, one Waterford teenager has reportedly survived in his home with no connection to the internet for almost 6 whole hours. Answering to the name ‘David Gowan’, the 16-year-old was found in a distressed state yesterday evening, walking through a Dungarvan neighbourhood holding his Samsung Galaxy above his […]
Did you hear about the fat, alcoholic transvestite – All he wanted to do was eat, drink and be Mary. I got invited to a party and was told to dress to kill. Apparently a turban, beard and a backpack wasn’t what they had in mind. After a night of drink, drugs and wild sex, […]
A rapist, a murderer, and a sleazy con man all walk into a bar together and the bartender says: “Welcome gentlemen. How’s the RNC Convention so far?”