Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cellular phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. MAN: “Hello.” WOMAN: “Hi Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?” MAN: “Yes.” WOMAN: “I’m at […]
In a potentially controversial move, the Pentagon will announce the formation of a new all-gay, all male brigade named the “Fighting 69th Sodomites.” Sources credit the creation of the 69th to House member Barney Frank, who has reportedly been working “very, very closely” with gay Pentagon officials. THEIR MOTTO IS: NEVER LEAVE YOUR BUDDY’S BEHIND!
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New Law: With the high rate of attacks on women in secluded parking lots, especially during evening hours, the Minneapolis City Council has established a ‘Women Only’ parking lot at the Mall of America. Even the parking lot attendants are exclusively female so that a comfortable and safe environment is created for patrons. Below is […]
Q. What do Obama and Osama have in common? A. They both have friends who bombed the Pentagon. Q. Why did Obama change his name from Barry to Barack? A. He thought Barry sounded too American. Q. Why won’t Obama Messiah release his real birth certificate? A. It shows that he didn’t have a virgin […]