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How a Stimulus Package Works
It’s a slow day in the small town of Pumphandle and the streets are deserted. Times are tough, everybody is in debt, and everybody is living on credit. A tourist visiting the area drives through town, stops at the motel, and lays a $100 bill on the desk saying he wants to inspect the rooms […]
The Americans With No Abilities Act (ANAA)
President Barack Obama and the Democratic Senate are considering sweeping legislation that will provide new benefits for many more Americans. The Americans With No Abilities Act is being hailed as a major legislative goal by advocates of the millions of Americans who lack any real skills or ambition. “Roughly 50 percent of Americans do not possess the […]
Where’s Walter?
President Obama goes to a primary school to talk to the kids. After his talk he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand, and Obama asks him his name. Walter, responds the little boy. And what is your question, Walter? I have four questions: First, why did the USA bomb Libya without the […]
What’s a Stool Sample?
Remember when Nancy Pelosi said: “We have to pass it, to find out what’s in it” A physician called into a radio show and said: “that’s the definition of a stool sample“. That pretty well sums it up.
4 Dogs
Four men were bragging about how smart their dogs are. The first man was an engineer, the second man was an Accountant, the third man was a Chemist and the fourth was a Government Worker. To show off, the Engineer called to his dog, “T-square, do your stuff!” T-square trotted over to a desk, took out some […]
Poll: Majority Of Americans Approve Of Sending Congress To Syria
WASHINGTON—As President Obama continues to push for a plan of limited military intervention in Syria, a new poll of Americans has found that though the nation remains wary over the prospect of becoming involved in another Middle Eastern war, the vast majority of U.S. citizens strongly approve of sending Congress to Syria. The New York […]
What is a Congress?
Anthropomorphic Nouns We are all familiar with a Herd of cows A Flock of chickens A School of fish and a Gaggle of geese. However, less widely known is: A Pride of Lions A Murder of Crows (as well as their cousins the rooks and ravens) An Exaltation […]
Democrats’ Greatest Hits of the 111th Congress
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