Have you heard about McDonalds new Obama Value Meal? Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it. Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon? A: A fund raiser. Q: What’s the difference between Obama’s cabinet and a penitentiary? A: One is filled with tax evaders, […]
One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up — fireman, mechanic, businessman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth. However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his father, he finally replied, ‘Okay…my father’s an exotic dancer […]
Supreme Court Nominee — King of Queens? by TMZ Staff Here’s President Obama’s nominee for the Supreme Court, Solicitor General Elena Kagan (left) — and former “King of Queens” star Kevin James (right). One of them is about to be probed by the Republican party. We’re just sayin
George W. Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell. While there, they spot a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth. Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he was finished, the devil […]
Obama dies and finds himself before the Pearly Gates. He is very excited; all his life he’s had a secret wish & longed to meet the Prophet Mohammad. Having arrived at the Gates of Heaven, Barack meets a man with a beard. ‘Are you Mohammad?’ he asks. ‘No, my son, I am Peter. Mohammad is […]
We were in slow-moving traffic the other day and the car in front of us had an Obama bumper sticker on it that read: “Pray for Obama. Psalm 109:8”. My husband’s Bible was lying on the dash board, so he opened it to the scripture and read it. He started laughing and laughing. Psalm 109:8 (English […]
God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the archangel, found him, resting on the seventh day. He inquired, “Where have you been?” God smiled deeply and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, “Look, Michael. Look what I’ve made.” Archangel Michael looked puzzled, and said, “What is it?” “It’s a planet,” replied God, ”and I’ve […]
The Irish Millionaire Mick, from Dublin ,appeared on ‘Who Wants To Be A Millionaire’ and towards the end of the program had already won 500,000 Euros. “You’ve done very well so far,” said Chris Tarrant, the show’s presenter, “but for a million euros you’ve only got one life-line left – phone a friend. Everything is […]
