Possibly the Best Bar Joke Ever!

A guy goes into a bar, where there’s a robot bartender. The robot says, “What will you have?” The guy says, “Martini.” The robot brings back the best martini ever and says to the man, “What’s your IQ?” The guy says, “168.” The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, Space exploration and medical technology […]

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Have you heard about McDonalds

Have you heard about McDonalds new Obama Value Meal? Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it. Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon? A: A fund raiser. Q: What’s the difference between Obama’s cabinet and a penitentiary? A: One is filled with tax evaders, […]

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My Father Is a Private Entertainer in a Gay Bar

One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up — fireman, mechanic, businessman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth. However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his father, he finally replied, ‘Okay…my father’s an exotic dancer […]

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