George W. Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die

George W. Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell. While there, they spot a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth. Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he was finished, the devil […]

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Big "O" goes to Heaven

Obama dies and finds himself before the Pearly Gates. He is very excited; all his life he’s had a secret wish & longed to meet the Prophet Mohammad. Having arrived at the Gates of Heaven, Barack meets a man with a beard. ‘Are you Mohammad?’ he asks. ‘No, my son, I am Peter. Mohammad is […]

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Pray for Obama

We were in slow-moving traffic the other day and the car in front of us had an Obama bumper sticker on it that read: “Pray for Obama. Psalm 109:8”. My husband’s Bible was lying on the dash board, so he opened it to the scripture and read it. He started laughing and laughing. Psalm 109:8 (English […]

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And God Created West Virginia

God was missing for six days.  Eventually, Michael, the archangel, found him, resting on the seventh day. He inquired, “Where have you been?” God smiled deeply and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, “Look, Michael.  Look what I’ve made.” Archangel Michael looked puzzled, and said, “What is it?” “It’s a planet,” replied God, ”and I’ve […]

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Happy St. Patricks Day!

The Irish Millionaire Mick, from Dublin ,appeared on ‘Who Wants To Be A Millionaire’ and towards the end of the program had already won 500,000 Euros. “You’ve done very well so far,” said Chris Tarrant, the show’s presenter, “but for a million euros you’ve only got one life-line left – phone a friend. Everything is […]

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