More Ocasio-Cortez Jokes

Just booked my flight to Seattle, so excited to work in Washington! Nothing is built in America anymore. My new TV says “Built in Antenna.” Where the hell is that? If owning a gun was a right, it would be in the Constitution. I don’t like the Electoral College and I would never send my […]

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Little Girl Wants to be The President

I recently asked my friend’s daughter what she wanted to be when she grows up. She said she wanted to be President some day. Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, “If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?” She replied!, “I’d give food […]

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