Photo of the prison chef preparing Jeffrey Epstein’s last meal
VIDEO: Mueller Tries to Take Down Trump
Donald Trump battles the evil General Mueller and his henchmen in this parody of Superman 2
CDC: People With Dirt On Clintons Have 843% Greater Risk Of Suicide
(SATIRE) According to a report from the Centers for Disease Control released on Thursday, people with inside, compromising knowledge of Bill and Hillary Clinton’s financial and political dealings are 843% more likely to commit suicide. “We’ve never seen a single risk factor cause a spike of this magnitude,” a CDC spokesperson told reporters. “Interestingly, in […]
Frustrated Subway Marketers Scrap $150 Million Jeffrey Epstein Ad Campaign
Bemoaning the tremendous loss of time and resources, frustrated executives at the Subway restaurant chain have scrapped a $150 million advertising campaign featuring Jeffrey Epstein, company officials confirmed Tuesday. “Dammit, we were just gearing up to launch Jeffrey Epstein as the new face of Subway, and now all that work has gone down the toilet,” […]
Tear Down The Wall
Men Forced To Make Love To Wives As Alyssa Milano Goes On Sex Strike
By ANDREW KLAVAN We are now entering the third day of Alyssa Milano’s sex strike, bringing to hundreds of millions the number of men not having sex with Alyssa Milano. Milano announced she would stop having sex with all the men as a protest against a new law in Georgia that prohibits abortion after the sixth […]
How Scientists Took the First Image of a Black Hole
Biden 2020 “Can’t Stop the Feeling”
Meet the new self-declared President of Colombia, Alejandro Muñoz
World community welcomes you, as true legitimate leader of Columbia. We demand dictator Duque to immediately transfer power to Munoz.
