Motorcyclist Who Identifies As Bicyclist Sets Cycling World Record
NEW YORK, NY—In an inspiring story from the world of professional cycling, a motorcyclist who identifies as a bicyclist has crushed all the regular bicyclists, setting an unbelievable world record. In a local qualifying race for the World Road Cycling League, the motorcyclist crushed the previous 100-mile record of 3 hours, 13 minutes with his amazing […]
Ten men go out for a beer…
Ten men go out for a beer…. Suppose that every day, ten men go out for beer and the bill for all ten comes to $100. If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something like this… The first four men (the poorest) would pay nothing The fifth would […]
Liberal Studies
Recent studies show that 1 out of every 3 liberals are just as dumb as the other 2.
“BIDEN 2020” — A Bad Lip Reading
Pelosi: We have to impeach the President to find out why we are impeaching him
Hilarious Political Facebook Memes To Re-Post
Photo of the prison chef preparing Jeffrey Epstein’s last meal
VIDEO: Mueller Tries to Take Down Trump
Donald Trump battles the evil General Mueller and his henchmen in this parody of Superman 2
CDC: People With Dirt On Clintons Have 843% Greater Risk Of Suicide
(SATIRE) According to a report from the Centers for Disease Control released on Thursday, people with inside, compromising knowledge of Bill and Hillary Clinton’s financial and political dealings are 843% more likely to commit suicide. “We’ve never seen a single risk factor cause a spike of this magnitude,” a CDC spokesperson told reporters. “Interestingly, in […]
Frustrated Subway Marketers Scrap $150 Million Jeffrey Epstein Ad Campaign
Bemoaning the tremendous loss of time and resources, frustrated executives at the Subway restaurant chain have scrapped a $150 million advertising campaign featuring Jeffrey Epstein, company officials confirmed Tuesday. “Dammit, we were just gearing up to launch Jeffrey Epstein as the new face of Subway, and now all that work has gone down the toilet,” […]
