‘Women Only’ parking lot

New Law: With the high rate of attacks on women in secluded parking lots, especially during evening hours, the Minneapolis City Council has established a ‘Women Only’ parking lot at the Mall of America. Even the parking lot attendants are exclusively female so that a comfortable and safe environment is created for patrons. Below is […]

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B. Hussein Obama Jokes

Q. What do Obama and Osama have in common? A. They both have friends who bombed the Pentagon. Q. Why did Obama change his name from Barry to Barack? A. He thought Barry sounded too American. Q. Why won’t Obama Messiah release his real birth certificate? A. It shows that he didn’t have a virgin […]

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Jose and Carlos

Jose and Carlos are both beggars. They beg in different areas of town. Carlos begs for the same amount of time as Jose, but only collects about eight or nine dollars a day. Every day, Jose brings home a suitcase full of ten dollar bills. He drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free house, and […]

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Ant and the Grasshopper

OLD VERSION: The ant worked hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thought the ant to be a fool, laughed, danced,and played the summer away.. Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed. The grasshopper has no food or shelter, so […]

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Phoenix Suns

This is after the Phoenix Suns were protesting the new law in AZ: Much has been said against AZ’s move to do the Federal Government’s job. “What if the owners of the Suns discovered that hordes of people were sneaking into games without paying? What if they had a good idea who the gate crashers […]

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Obama Jokes

Q: What’s the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo? A: Bo has papers. –Jimmy Kimmel Q: What was the most positive result of the “Cash for Clunkers” program? A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road. –David Letterman

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