President Obama spoke briefly to reporters after meeting with Ebola leaders at the White House earlier today. He said: It’s crucial to engage Ebola in dialogue. American citizens need to understand how much we have in common with the virus. The vast majority of Ebola organisms are peaceful. A tiny minority of extremists has hijacked […]
A woman was playing golf near Kailua, Hawaii when she took a big swing and fell. The party waiting behind her was a group from Washington, DC, that included Barack Obama. Barack quickly stepped forward and helped her to her feet. She thanked him and started to leave, when he said, “I’m Barack Obama and I hope you’ll […]
DIVORCE AGREEMENT– WRITTEN BY YOUNG COLLEGE STUDENT The person who wrote this is a college (law) student. Perhaps there is hope for us after all. DIVORCE AGREEMENT Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists and Obama supporters, et al: We have stuck together since the late 1950’s for the sake of the kids, but […]
Not even der Fuhrer is immune to bad news brought on by ObamaCare insurance mandates. It seems Adolph has just been informed by Generals in his inner circle that the health insurance policy upon which he had depended has been cancelled thanks to the Affordable Care Act. Well, Adolph is not happy. And when […]
Remember when Nancy Pelosi said: “We have to pass it, to find out what’s in it” A physician called into a radio show and said: “that’s the definition of a stool sample“. That pretty well sums it up.
Exhausted and ill from the effort of enacting the Obama healthcare plan, an elderly Senator goes to the doctor. Doctor says, “I have bad news, good news, and bad news, Senator. The bad news is that you only have six months to live. But the good news is that there’s an operation that is 100% […]
I wanted to let you know that earlier today I received my “ObamaCare Enrollment Packet” from the White House. It contained: • An aspirin and a Band-Aid; • An ‘Obama Hope & Change’ bumper sticker; • A ‘Bush’s Fault’ yard sign; • A ‘Blame Republicans First’, then ‘Blame Anybody and Everybody’ poster; • A ‘Tax […]