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Author Archives: Jan Sobieski III
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Years of Math 1950 – 2013
1. Teaching Math In 1950s A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price. What is his profit ? 2. Teaching Math In 1960s A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price, or $80. What […]
You know you live in a Country run by liberals if…
You know you live in a Country run by liberals if… You can get arrested for expired tags on your car but not for being in the country illegally. ==================================== You know you live in a Country run by liberals if… Being stripped of the ability to defend yourself makes you “safe”. ==================================== You know […]
New Species Discovered
They are referred to as “homo slackass-erectus” created by natural genetic downward evolution through constant spineless posturing, and spasmatic upper limb gestures, which new research has shown to cause shorter legs and an inability to ambulate other than in an awkward shuffling gait. The “drag-crotch” […]
A Canadian farmer, a Muslim, and an Aussie
Three men – a Canadian farmer, a Muslim, and an Aussie are all walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.’I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes in total’, says the Genie. The Canadian says,‘I am a farmer and my son will […]
Mohammad Moves to Australia
Mohammad entered his classroom on the first day of school. “What’s your name?” asked the teacher. “Mohammad,” he replied. “You’re in Australia now,” replied the teacher, “So from now on you will be known as Kevin.” Mohammad returned home after school. “How was your day, Mohammad?” his mother asked. “My name is not Mohammad. I’m […]
What do Barack Obama & Tiger Woods have in common
Q: What do Barack Owe-bama & Tiger Woods have in common? A: They are both trying to screw everybody!
Twins Separated at Birth
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New 2013 ten pound note
New UK 2013 ten pound note…
Obama Prayer
Obama is my shepherd; I shall not work. He keepth jobs out of the hands of the people, Which leadeth the country to class warfare and polarization. He encourageth sloth; he leadeth the government to new heights in deficit spending. Yea, though I walk in the shadow of Economic collapse, I shall fear no depression: […]
