They are referred to as “homo slackass-erectus” created by natural genetic downward evolution through constant spineless posturing, and spasmatic upper limb gestures, which new research has shown to cause shorter legs and an inability to ambulate other than in an awkward shuffling gait. The “drag-crotch” […]
Three men – a Canadian farmer, a Muslim, and an Aussie are all walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.’I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes in total’, says the Genie. The Canadian says,‘I am a farmer and my son will […]
Mohammad entered his classroom on the first day of school. “What’s your name?” asked the teacher. “Mohammad,” he replied. “You’re in Australia now,” replied the teacher, “So from now on you will be known as Kevin.” Mohammad returned home after school. “How was your day, Mohammad?” his mother asked. “My name is not Mohammad. I’m […]
Q: What do Barack Owe-bama & Tiger Woods have in common? A: They are both trying to screw everybody!
New UK 2013 ten pound note…
Obama is my shepherd; I shall not work. He keepth jobs out of the hands of the people, Which leadeth the country to class warfare and polarization. He encourageth sloth; he leadeth the government to new heights in deficit spending. Yea, though I walk in the shadow of Economic collapse, I shall fear no depression: […]
An Implant Allows Islamic Terrorists to speak to allah!!!! The implant is specifically designed to be injected in the forehead or surrounding head area. When properly installed, it will allow the terrorists to speak to allah! The implant comes in various sizes: Generally from .223 through .50 cal. Got to love technology!
72 Virgins dating service for Muslims. The relationship is up to you, we just arrange the meeting. Allah Akbar….
The prime minister of Israel sits down with Palestinian leader Abbas. At the beginning of negotiations regarding the resolution of the conflict. The Prime Pinister request that he be allowed to begin with a story. Abbas replies, “of course” The prime minister begins his story: “Year before the Israelites came to the promised land and […]