New Species Discovered

                    They are referred to as “homo slackass-erectus” created by natural genetic downward evolution through constant spineless posturing, and spasmatic upper limb gestures, which new research has shown to cause shorter legs and an inability to ambulate other than in an awkward shuffling gait. The “drag-crotch” […]

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Mohammad Moves to Australia

Mohammad entered his classroom on the first day of school. “What’s your name?” asked the teacher. “Mohammad,” he replied. “You’re in Australia now,” replied the teacher, “So from now on you will be known as Kevin.” Mohammad returned home after school. “How was your day, Mohammad?” his mother asked. “My name is not Mohammad. I’m […]

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Obama Prayer

Obama is my shepherd; I shall not work. He keepth jobs out of the hands of the people, Which leadeth the country to class warfare and polarization. He encourageth sloth; he leadeth the government to new heights in deficit spending. Yea, though I walk in the shadow of Economic collapse, I shall fear no depression: […]

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It was the Palestinians

The prime minister of Israel sits down with Palestinian leader Abbas. At the beginning of negotiations regarding the resolution of the conflict. The Prime Pinister request that he be allowed to begin with a story. Abbas replies, “of course” The prime minister begins his story: “Year before the Israelites came to the promised land and […]

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