A doctor from Israel says:“In Israel the medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man’s private parts; we put them into another man, and in 6 weeks he is looking for work.” The German doctor comments:“That’s nothing, in Germany we take part of the brain out of a person; we put it into […]
Charlotte, NC, is remodeling their stadium, installing a retractable roof… Just for the Democratic National Convention and Obama’s speech.
Some women in Saudi Arabia are pushing for rights to drive an automobiles. The Islamic Sharia law has come to way to allow this. The Car for Muslim Women
I saw this woman and told her she had three beautiful children. She didn’t have to get all ticked off at me, it was an honest mistake. I took this photo.
A young Arab boy asks his father, “What is that weird hat you are wearing?” The father said, “It’s a ‘chechia’. In the desert it protects our heads from the sun.” “And what is this type of clothing that you are wearing?” asked the young man. “It’s a ‘djbellah’ because in the desert it is […]
4:00 PM Opening Flag Burning Ceremony 4:05 PM Singing of “#$$%^% Damn America” led by Rev. Jeremiah Wright 4:10 PM Pledge of Allegiance to Obama 4:15 PM Ceremonial ‘I hate America’ led by Michelle Obama 4:30 PM Tips on Dodging Sniper Fire – Hillary Clinton 4:45 PM Al Sharpton Leads Castrati Choir in Singing “Great […]
Wisdom from an old Jewish man (enjoy the humor) A female CNN journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Western Wall to pray, twice a day, every day, for a long, long time. So she went to check it out. She went to the Western Wall and there […]
—Captain Schettino was trying to impress a blonde named Domnica with drinks when disaster struck. When Schettino asked how she preferred her drink she replied, “On the rocks.“ —-From the passenger cruise ship the Costa Concordia, everyone can see a long bearded man on a small island who is shouting and desperately waving his hands. […]
Salary of retired US Presidents ………….$180,000 FOR LIFE Salary of House/Senate …………………..$174,000 FOR LIFE This is stupid Salary of Speaker of the House ………….$223,500 FOR LIFE This is stupid Salary of Majority/Minority Leaders ……. $193,400 FOR LIFE This is stupid Average Salary of a teacher ……………. $40,065 Average Salary of Soldier DEPLOYED IN AFGHANISTAN ©.. […]
Last night my daughter just walked into the living room and said, “Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out of the window, take my TV, stereo, iPhone, iPod, and my laptop. Please take all of my jewelry to the Salvation Army or Goodwill. Then sell my new car. […]