Netanyahu’s Gift to the Palestinians

ISRAELI P.M. B. NETANYAHU responds to a disgusting gesture with utter class

benjamin-netanyahuNetanyahu received an item from the leader of HAMAS. During the recent cease-fire, the leader of the Palestinian terrorist organization Hamas, Khaled Mashal, sent a “gift”..(actually, it was a gesture of hate and contempt to the Prime Minister of Israel Benjamin Netanyahu), in an elaborate box with a note. After having the box checked for safety reasons, Prime Minister Netanyahu opened the box and saw that the content was cow dung. He opened the note, handwritten in Arabic by Mr. Mashal, which said, “For you and the proud people of the Zionist Entity.”

Mr. Netanyahu, who is literate in Arabic, pondered the note and decided how best to reciprocate. He quickly did so by sending the Hamas leader an equally handsome package, also containing a personal note. Mr. Mashal and the other leaders of Hamas were very surprised to receive the parcel and opened it, very carefully, similarly suspecting that it might contain a bomb. But to their surprise, they saw that it contained a tiny computer chip. The chip was rechargeable with solar energy, had a 1.8 terabyte memory, and could output a 3D hologram display capable of functioning in any type of cellular phone, tablet or laptop. It was one of the world’s most advanced technologies, with a tiny label, stating this item was “Invented and produced in Israel .”

Mr. Netanyahu’s note, personally handwritten in Arabic, Hebrew, French, and English, stated very courteously… “Every leader can only give the best his people can produce.”

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8 Comments

  1. Neither Liberalism nor Conservatism approached emotionally can compare to their namesakes approached intellectually. The [so-called] “investigations” into the shenanigans of renegade politicians (from William Jefferson Clinton’s muddled “It depends on what the meaning of IS is.”) court testimony and candidate Barack Hussein Obama substitution of a self-written novel for his suppressed curriculum vitae records, to Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton’s infamous “What does it matter?” refusal to answer a congressional inquiry WITHOUT invoking her Fifth Amendment privilege against self-incrimination—a tactic that lands all sorts of celebrities in jail—was almost unthinkable during the Daniel Patrick Moynihan/William F. Buckley era. That was before BOTH their parties were hijacked by the one-worlder New World Order driving the United Nations.

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  2. A totally class act by the Prime Minister of Israel. This shows that the terrorists produce nothing except death and human waste while the Israelis are producing products that will contribute to the entire world’s advancement. I wonder who God is smiling upon?

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  3. I’m hoping it is true and not a joke. Screw Hamas and all other likek minded Arabic hate groups.

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  4. Small middle eastern countries are wasting our time with the crazy political issues
    no body needs to learn eastern languages

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