Devastation: East Coast Earthquake…the Aftermath
The recession has hit everybody really hard.. My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can’t afford batteries. CEO’s are now playing miniature golf. Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen. A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she […]
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Dear Abby, My husband has a long record of money problems. He runs up huge credit-card bills and at the end of the month, if I try to pay them off, he shouts at me, saying I am stealing his money. He says ‘pay the minimum and let our kids worry about the rest’, but […]
Mount Rushmore after Obama, They Can’t Stand To Look Any More…
What happens when a fly falls into a coffee cup? The Englishman – throws the cup and walks away. The American – takes out the fly, and drinks the coffee. The Chinese – eats the fly and throws away the coffee. The Japanese – drinks the coffee with the fly, since it was an extra […]
At Memorial Day speech: “We are here to remember our fallen soldiers, many of whom I see here tonight” He can see the dead! When teleprompter fails: “uh, uh, uh…..” On tonight show: “I bowl like I’m in the Special Olympics” On campaign trail: “I’ve been to 57 states, I think I have 1 more […]
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