Dear Abby,

Dear Abby, My husband has a long record of money problems. He runs up huge credit-card bills and at the end of the month, if I try to pay them off, he shouts at me, saying I am stealing his money. He says ‘pay the minimum and let our kids worry about the rest’, but […]

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World affairs explained!!!

What happens when a fly falls into a coffee cup? The Englishman – throws the cup and walks away. The American – takes out the fly, and drinks the coffee. The Chinese – eats the fly and throws away the coffee. The Japanese – drinks the coffee with the fly, since it was an extra […]

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Who said?

At Memorial Day speech: “We are here to remember our fallen soldiers, many of whom I see here tonight” He can see the dead! When teleprompter fails: “uh, uh, uh…..” On tonight show: “I bowl like I’m in the Special Olympics” On campaign trail: “I’ve been to 57 states, I think I have 1 more […]

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