Due to there being no mosques in Venice, the Italian Government has allowed Muslims to pray in the streets. . . . . . So far 543 Muslims have drowned. BLESS THOSE ITALIANS!
The bartender asks, “What can I get you, Mr. President?” . . . . . . . . . . . . . . >>>>>. . . . . . . .
Barack Obama walks into the bank to cash a check. “Good morning, Ma’am,” he greets the cashier, “could you please cash this check for me?” “It would be my pleasure, sir. Could you please show me your ID?” “Truthfully, I did not bring my ID with me as I didn’t think there was any need […]
Q: A car full of Pakistanis and a car full of Somalis are racing down a hill. They both fall off a cliff at the same time, who wins? A: Civilization. Q: How do you swat 200 flies at one time? A: Hit an Ethiopian Muslim in the face with a frying pan. Q: What […]
Official Whitehouse graph Obama is depending on showing the failure of capitalism and the need to revert to Marxism ASAP. . . .
Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California . White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia’s third language. Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock. Baby conceived naturally! Scientists stumped. Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual […]
Devastation: East Coast Earthquake…the Aftermath
The recession has hit everybody really hard.. My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can’t afford batteries. CEO’s are now playing miniature golf. Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen. A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she […]
e-Harmony match of the year. E-Harmony specializing in bringing matching personalities together.
Dear Abby, My husband has a long record of money problems. He runs up huge credit-card bills and at the end of the month, if I try to pay them off, he shouts at me, saying I am stealing his money. He says ‘pay the minimum and let our kids worry about the rest’, but […]