Obama, Oprah, & Michelle
Flying on Air Force One, Obama looked at Oprah, chuckled and said, ‘You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy.’ Oprah shrugged her shoulders and replied, ‘I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy.’ Michelle added, […]
A Little Boy Wanted $100
A little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened. Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.00. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God, USA, they decided to send it to President Obama. Obama was so amused that he instructed his secretary to send […]
The Smart Granddaughter
I was eating lunch on the 20th of February with my 10-year-old granddaughter and I asked her, “What day is tomorrow?” She said “It’s President’s Day!” She is a smart kid. I asked “What does President’s Day mean?” I was waiting for something about Washington or Lincoln … etc. She replied, “President’s Day is when […]
President Obama walks into Bank of America
President Obama walks into Bank of America to cash a check. As he approaches the cashier he says “Good morning Ma’am, could you please cash this check for me”? Cashier: “It would be my pleasure sir. Could you please show me your ID”? Obama: “Truthfully, I did not bring my ID with me as I […]
The Recession—I think we can take time to laugh
The recession has hit everybody really hard.. My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can’t afford batteries. CEO’s are now playing miniature golf. Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen. A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she […]
Illegal Immigration Welcome in the USA!
Full Storye-Harmony match of the year
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Dear Abby,
Dear Abby, My husband has a long record of money problems. He runs up huge credit-card bills and at the end of the month, if I try to pay them off, he shouts at me, saying I am stealing his money. He says ‘pay the minimum and let our kids worry about the rest’, but […]
Mount Rushmore after Obama
Mount Rushmore after Obama, They Can’t Stand To Look Any More…
Non-English Speaking Muslim Protesters
Most Syrians struggle to even read Arabic, much less have a clue about reading English. So, how do a group of Syrian protest leaders create the most impact with their signs? By having the standard ‘Death To Americans’ (etc) slogans printed in English! So, who prints them? Answer: They simply hire an English-speaking civilian to […]
