‘Women Only’ parking lot

New Law: With the high rate of attacks on women in secluded parking lots, especially during evening hours, the Minneapolis City Council has established a ‘Women Only’ parking lot at the Mall of America. Even the parking lot attendants are exclusively female so that a comfortable and safe environment is created for patrons. Below is […]

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B. Hussein Obama Jokes

Q. What do Obama and Osama have in common? A. They both have friends who bombed the Pentagon. Q. Why did Obama change his name from Barry to Barack? A. He thought Barry sounded too American. Q. Why won’t Obama Messiah release his real birth certificate? A. It shows that he didn’t have a virgin […]

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Jose and Carlos

Jose and Carlos are both beggars. They beg in different areas of town. Carlos begs for the same amount of time as Jose, but only collects about eight or nine dollars a day. Every day, Jose brings home a suitcase full of ten dollar bills. He drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free house, and […]

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This morning a coalition of Muslim leaders warned the United States that if military action against Muslim countries continues, they intend to cut off America’s supply of 7-11 Managers and Motel 6 Managers.   If this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next, followed by DELL, AT&T, and AOL customer service  […]

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Ant and the Grasshopper

OLD VERSION: The ant worked hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thought the ant to be a fool, laughed, danced,and played the summer away.. Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed. The grasshopper has no food or shelter, so […]

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Parallels of Abraham Lincoln and Barack Obama

This is simply uncanny…. Parallels of Abraham Lincoln and B. H. Obama: 1. Lincoln placed his hand on the Bible for his inauguration. Obama used the same Bible. 2. Lincoln came from Illinois. Obama comes from Illinois. 3. Lincoln served in the Illinois Legislature. Obama was in the Illinois Legislature. 4. Lincoln had little experience […]

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Illegal Immigration