Obamacare Jokes
Exhausted and ill from the effort of enacting the Obama healthcare plan, an elderly Senator goes to the doctor. Doctor says, “I have bad news, good news, and bad news, Senator. The bad news is that you only have six months to live. But the good news is that there’s an operation that is 100% […]
Got My ObamaCare Packet Today
I wanted to let you know that earlier today I received my “ObamaCare Enrollment Packet” from the White House. It contained: • An aspirin and a Band-Aid; • An ‘Obama Hope & Change’ bumper sticker; • A ‘Bush’s Fault’ yard sign; • A ‘Blame Republicans First’, then ‘Blame Anybody and Everybody’ poster; • A ‘Tax […]
3 Men Remembered
Every man wants to leave a legacy, Something he will be remembered for. These three certainly left their mark.
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Full Story4 Dogs
Four men were bragging about how smart their dogs are. The first man was an engineer, the second man was an Accountant, the third man was a Chemist and the fourth was a Government Worker. To show off, the Engineer called to his dog, “T-square, do your stuff!” T-square trotted over to a desk, took out some […]
I-65 Closing for Coal Transport
I-65 Closing for Coal Transport I-65 will be closed tomorrow across Tennessee and Kentucky. They are hauling a 200 ton lump of coal to Mount Rushmore in South Dakota so they can add Barack Hussein Obama to the Mount Rushmore monument. B. H. Obama has stated on national TV that he believes himself to be […]
ObamaCare……The Top Ten Indicators Your Employer has changed to the Obama Care Program.
ObamaCare……The Top Ten Indicators Your Employer has changed to the Obama Care Program. (10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters. (9) Directions to your doctor’s office include “Take a left when you enter the trailer park.” (8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles. (7) The only proctologist in the plan is “Gus” from Roto-Rooter. […]
More Muslim Jokes
An American, an Israeli, and a Palestinian are marooned on a desert island. The American goes to one side of the island and builds a church. The Israeli goes to the other side of the island and builds a synagogue. The Palestinian goes,“BOOM! ———- Q: Why is there so much food at a Muslim wedding? […]