I wanted to let you know that earlier today I received my “ObamaCare Enrollment Packet” from the White House.
• An aspirin and a Band-Aid;
• An ‘Obama Hope & Change’ bumper sticker;
• A ‘Bush’s Fault’ yard sign;
• A ‘Blame Republicans First’, then ‘Blame Anybody and Everybody’ poster;
• A ‘Tax the Rich’ banner;
• Applications for unemployment benefits and a free cellphone;
• An application for food stamps;
• A letter assigning my debt to my grandchildren;
• And lastly, a coupon for a machine that blows smoke up my butt.
Everything was “Made in China” and all directions were in spanish and English (in smaller print).
Keep an eye out, yours should be arriving soon.