Mohammad entered his classroom on the first day of school. “What’s your name?” asked the teacher. “Mohammad,” he replied. “You’re in Australia now,” replied the teacher, “So from now on you will be known as Kevin.” Mohammad returned home after school. “How was your day, Mohammad?” his mother asked. “My name is not Mohammad. I’m […]
An Implant Allows Islamic Terrorists to speak to allah!!!! The implant is specifically designed to be injected in the forehead or surrounding head area. When properly installed, it will allow the terrorists to speak to allah! The implant comes in various sizes: Generally from .223 through .50 cal. Got to love technology!
The prime minister of Israel sits down with Palestinian leader Abbas. At the beginning of negotiations regarding the resolution of the conflict. The Prime Pinister request that he be allowed to begin with a story. Abbas replies, “of course” The prime minister begins his story: “Year before the Israelites came to the promised land and […]
A young Arab boy asks his father, “What is that weird hat you are wearing?” The father said, “It’s a ‘chechia’. In the desert it protects our heads from the sun.” “And what is this type of clothing that you are wearing?” asked the young man. “It’s a ‘djbellah’ because in the desert it is […]