A little family problem here…
Last night my daughter just walked into the living room and said, “Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out of the window, take my TV, stereo, iPhone, iPod, and my laptop. Please take all of my jewelry to the Salvation Army or Goodwill. Then sell my new car. […]
German Float: Obama & Clinton
This float was in a parade in Berlin You’ve got to LOVE those Germans; they do have a GREAT sense of humor! Is that Hillary? What is she hanging on to? Answer: His stimulus package.
For Ice Cream Lovers: Barocky Road
In honor of the 44th President of the United States, Baskin-Robbins Ice Cream has introduced a new flavor: Barocky Road. Barocky Road is a blend of half vanilla, half chocolate, and surrounded by nuts and flakes. The vanilla portion of the mix is not openly advertised and usually denied as an ingredient. The nuts and […]
Who’s Funding CAIR?
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They’ve already built the Obama Presidential Library
Can you imagine? They’ve already built the Obama Presidential Library.. . . . . .
The IRS Sent My Tax Return Back!
The IRS sent my Tax Return back! AGAIN!!! I guess it was because of my response to the question: “List all dependents?” I replied- “12 million illegal immigrants; “3 million crack heads; “42 million unemployable people on food stamps; “2 million people in over 243 prisons; “Half of Mexico; and “535 fools in the U.S. […]
Muslims in Italy
Due to there being no mosques in Venice, the Italian Government has allowed Muslims to pray in the streets. . . . . . So far 543 Muslims have drowned. BLESS THOSE ITALIANS!
a black man, a communist and a muslim go to a bar…………….
The bartender asks, “What can I get you, Mr. President?” . . . . . . . . . . . . . . >>>>>. . . . . . . .
Obama at the Bank
Barack Obama walks into the bank to cash a check. “Good morning, Ma’am,” he greets the cashier, “could you please cash this check for me?” “It would be my pleasure, sir. Could you please show me your ID?” “Truthfully, I did not bring my ID with me as I didn’t think there was any need […]
The Year 2013
One sunny day in January, 2013, an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue where he’d been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the U.S. Marine standing guard and said, “I would like to go in and meet with President Obama.” The Marine looked at the man and said, “Sir, […]
