Why did Bernie Madoff go to prison? To make it simple, he talked people into investing with him. Trouble was, he didn’t invest their money. As time rolled on he simply took the money from the new investors to pay off the old investors. Finally there were too many old investors and not enough money […]
—Captain Schettino was trying to impress a blonde named Domnica with drinks when disaster struck. When Schettino asked how she preferred her drink she replied, “On the rocks.“ —-From the passenger cruise ship the Costa Concordia, everyone can see a long bearded man on a small island who is shouting and desperately waving his hands. […]
Question: What would a Republican primary be without the national media scheming to destroy one of the candidates? Answer: A Democrat primary.
Salary of retired US Presidents ………….$180,000 FOR LIFE Salary of House/Senate …………………..$174,000 FOR LIFE This is stupid Salary of Speaker of the House ………….$223,500 FOR LIFE This is stupid Salary of Majority/Minority Leaders ……. $193,400 FOR LIFE This is stupid Average Salary of a teacher ……………. $40,065 Average Salary of Soldier DEPLOYED IN AFGHANISTAN ©.. […]
The IRS sent my Tax Return back! AGAIN!!! I guess it was because of my response to the question: “List all dependents?” I replied- “12 million illegal immigrants; “3 million crack heads; “42 million unemployable people on food stamps; “2 million people in over 243 prisons; “Half of Mexico; and “535 fools in the U.S. […]
One sunny day in January, 2013, an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue where he’d been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the U.S. Marine standing guard and said, “I would like to go in and meet with President Obama.” The Marine looked at the man and said, “Sir, […]