What happens when a fly falls into a coffee cup? The Englishman – throws the cup and walks away. The American – takes out the fly, and drinks the coffee. The Chinese – eats the fly and throws away the coffee. The Japanese – drinks the coffee with the fly, since it was an extra […]
Hwy 59 at Hwy 43 – across from Marshall High School in Wisconsin.
An Amish Farmer walking through his field notices a man drinking from his pond with his hand. The Amish Farmer shouts: “Trinken Sie das Wasser nicht. Die Kuhe und die Schweine haben in ihm geschissen!” Which means: “Don’t drink the water, the cows and the pigs have shit in it!” The man shouts back: “I’m […]