IT PAYS TO KNOW GERMAN

An Amish Farmer walking through his field notices a man drinking from his pond with his hand. The Amish Farmer shouts: “Trinken Sie das Wasser nicht. Die Kuhe und die Schweine haben in ihm geschissen!” Which means: “Don’t drink the water, the cows and the pigs have shit in it!” The man shouts back: “I’m […]

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WARNING FROM RADICAL MUSLIM TERRORISTS

This morning a coalition of Muslim leaders warned the United States that if military action against Muslim countries continues, they intend to cut off America’s supply of 7-11 Managers and Motel 6 Managers.   If this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next, followed by DELL, AT&T, and AOL customer service  […]

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