Stamps

The IRS Sent My Tax Return Back!

Posted on December 7, 2011January 20, 2012 by Jake Lambert | 1 Comment

The IRS sent my Tax Return back! AGAIN!!! I guess it was because of my response to the question: “List all dependents?” I replied- “12 million illegal immigrants; “3 million crack heads; “42 million unemployable people on food stamps; “2 million people in over 243 prisons; “Half of Mexico; and “535 fools in the U.S. […]

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Stamp Malfunction

Posted on April 7, 2010June 23, 2010 by Jake Lambert | 1 Comment

The Postal Services created a stamp with a picture of President Obama on it. The Postal Service noticed that the stamp was not sticking to envelopes. This enraged the President, who demanded a full investigation. After a month of testing and $1.73 million in congressional spending, a special Presidential commission presented the following findings: 1. […]

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