A guy traveling through Mexico on vacation lost his wallet & all of his identification.

Cutting his trip short, he attempted to make his way home, but was stopped by the U.S. Customs Agent at the border.

“May I see your identification, please?” asked the agent.

“I’m sorry, but I lost my wallet,” replied the guy.

“Sure, Buddy, I hear that every day. No ID, no entry,” said the agent.

“But I can prove I’m an American!” he exclaimed. “I have a picture of Ronald Reagan
tattooed on one side of my butt & George Bush on the other.”

“This I gotta see,” replied the agent.

With that, the guy dropped his pants & showed the agent his behind.

“By golly, you’re right!” exclaimed the agent. “Have a safe trip back to Chicago.”

“Thanks!” he said. “But how did you know I was from Chicago?”

The agent replied, “I recognized Obama in the middle.”

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