When Obama died, George Washington met him at the Pearly Gates. He slapped him across the face and yelled, “How dare you try to destroy the Nation I helped conceive?” Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and shouted, “You wanted to end our liberties but you failed.” James Madison followed, kicked him in […]
USS REAGAN Seeing it next to the Arizona Memorial really puts its size into perspective… ENORMOUS When the Bridge pipes ‘ Man the Rail’ there is a lot of rail to man on this monster: shoulder to shoulder, around 4.5 acres. Her displacement is about 100,000 tons with full complement. Capability Top speed exceeds 30 […]
“The oil spill is getting bad. There is so much oil and tar now in the Gulf of Mexico, Cubans can now walk to Miami.” –David Letterman “A new poll found that 43 percent of Americans think President Obama is doing a good job at handling the BP oil spill. Of course, the same poll […]
In response to President Obama’s complaint that FOX News doesn’t show enough Black and Hispanic people on their network, FOX has announced that they will air ” America ‘s Most Wanted” TWICE a week from now on.
President Obama and VP Biden are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, “Isn’t that Obama and Biden sitting over there?” The bartender says, “Yep, that’s them.” So the guy walks over and says, “Wow, this is a real honor! What are you guys doing in here?” Obama says, “We’re […]
“Liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree and think 25 to life would be appropriate.” -Jay Leno “America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.” -Jay Leno “Barack Obama said today that politics has become too gummed up by money and influence … and then he had to leave to […]
A guy goes into a bar, where there’s a robot bartender. The robot says, “What will you have?” The guy says, “Martini.” The robot brings back the best martini ever and says to the man, “What’s your IQ?” The guy says, “168.” The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, Space exploration and medical technology […]