President Obama walks into Bank of America to cash a check. As he approaches the cashier he says “Good morning Ma’am, could you please cash this check for me”? Cashier: “It would be my pleasure sir. Could you please show me your ID”? Obama: “Truthfully, I did not bring my ID with me as I […]
The recession has hit everybody really hard.. My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can’t afford batteries. CEO’s are now playing miniature golf. Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen. A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she […]
Most Syrians struggle to even read Arabic, much less have a clue about reading English. So, how do a group of Syrian protest leaders create the most impact with their signs? By having the standard ‘Death To Americans’ (etc) slogans printed in English! So, who prints them? Answer: They simply hire an English-speaking civilian to […]
New Antiseptic This cartoon originated in Scotland …. It looks like most of the world is laughing at our nation’s leadership!
Let me get this straight . . . We’re going to be “gifted” with a health care plan we are forced to purchase and fined if we don’t, Which purportedly covers at least ten million more people, without adding a single new doctor, but provides for 16,000 new IRS agents, written by a committee whose […]
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Joe asks for 6 months of retraining for ‘Cattle Guards’! CATTLE GUARDS… THIS IS ABOUT AS GOOD AS THEM WANTING TO CHANGE THE LAW OF PHYSICS! For those of you who have never traveled to the west, or southwest, cattle guards are horizontal steel rails placed at fence openings, in dug-out places in the roads […]