WARNING FROM RADICAL MUSLIM TERRORISTS

This morning a coalition of Muslim leaders warned the United States that if military action against Muslim countries continues, they intend to cut off America’s supply of 7-11 Managers and Motel 6 Managers.   If this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next, followed by DELL, AT&T, and AOL customer service  […]

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NASA’s Plan: Muslims in Space

by Daniel Greenfield NASA Administrator Charles Bolden said in a recent interview that his”foremost” mission as the head of America’s space exploration agency is to improve relations with the Muslim world. Here’s how. Barack H. Obama White House Washington, DC 20006 Dear Sir, I cannot tell you how much we appreciate your budget cuts, your […]

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Guantanamo Adoption Program

Someone recently wrote a letter to the White House complaining about the treatment of a captive taken during the Afghanistan war. Below is a copy of the response. January 29, 2005 The White House 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue Washington, D.C. Dear Concerned Citizen: Thank you for your recent letter criticizing our treatment of the Taliban and […]

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Al Qaeda Newsflash

Muslim suicide bombers in Britain are set to begin a three-day strike on Monday in a dispute over the number of virgins they are entitled to in the afterlife. Emergency talks with Al Qaeda have so far failed to produce an agreement. The unrest began last Tuesday when Al Qaeda announced that the number of […]

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