This happened on a flight getting ready to depart for Detroit . Bob was sitting on the plane when a guy took the seat beside him. The guy was an emotional wreck, pale, hands shaking, moaning in fear. “What’s the matter?” Bob asked. “I’ve been transferred to Detroit , there are crazy people there. They’ve […]
Mohammad entered his classroom on the first day of school. “What’s your name?” asked the teacher. “Mohammad,” he replied. “You’re in Australia now,” replied the teacher, “So from now on you will be known as Kevin.” Mohammad returned home after school. “How was your day, Mohammad?” his mother asked. “My name is not Mohammad. I’m […]
An Implant Allows Islamic Terrorists to speak to allah!!!! The implant is specifically designed to be injected in the forehead or surrounding head area. When properly installed, it will allow the terrorists to speak to allah! The implant comes in various sizes: Generally from .223 through .50 cal. Got to love technology!
A young Arab boy asks his father, “What is that weird hat you are wearing?” The father said, “It’s a ‘chechia’. In the desert it protects our heads from the sun.” “And what is this type of clothing that you are wearing?” asked the young man. “It’s a ‘djbellah’ because in the desert it is […]