Tag Archives: Illegal Immigration
The Roswell Alien Cover-up
Just thought you should know… The year was 1947. Some of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, a little more than 65 years ago, numerous witnesses claim that an Unidentified Flying Object, (UFO), with five aliens aboard, crashed onto a sheep and mule ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico. This is a well-known […]
Box of “Jeff” Flakes
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Are You Sorry Yet That You Voted For Obama?
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U.S. Customs Agent Recognizes Obama
A guy traveling through Mexico on vacation lost his wallet & all of his identification. Cutting his trip short, he attempted to make his way home, but was stopped by the U.S. Customs Agent at the border. “May I see your identification, please?” asked the agent. “I’m sorry, but I lost my wallet,” replied the […]
New Green Hat
ENJOY AND TRY IT OUT The other day I needed to go to the emergency room. Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my new GREEN HAT that I got from Newsmax when I had subscribed to the magazine. When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the […]
School Automated Response System
School Automated Response System
New Species Discovered
They are referred to as “homo slackass-erectus” created by natural genetic downward evolution through constant spineless posturing, and spasmatic upper limb gestures, which new research has shown to cause shorter legs and an inability to ambulate other than in an awkward shuffling gait. The “drag-crotch” […]
Relocating to Detroit
This happened on a flight getting ready to depart for Detroit . Bob was sitting on the plane when a guy took the seat beside him. The guy was an emotional wreck, pale, hands shaking, moaning in fear. “What’s the matter?” Bob asked. “I’ve been transferred to Detroit , there are crazy people there. They’ve […]
Maxine’s Birdfeeder
Leave it to Maxine to come up with a solution for the mess that we are in economically now. It’s really sooooo simple. I bought a bird feeder. I hung It on my back porch and filled It with seed. What a beauty of A bird feeder it was, as I filled it Lovingly with […]
