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What happens when a fly falls into a coffee cup? The Englishman – throws the cup and walks away. The American – takes out the fly, and drinks the coffee. The Chinese – eats the fly and throws away the coffee. The Japanese – drinks the coffee with the fly, since it was an extra […]
In a potentially controversial move, the Pentagon will announce the formation of a new all-gay, all male brigade named the “Fighting 69th Sodomites.” Sources credit the creation of the 69th to House member Barney Frank, who has reportedly been working “very, very closely” with gay Pentagon officials. THEIR MOTTO IS: NEVER LEAVE YOUR BUDDY’S BEHIND!
A guy goes into a bar, where there’s a robot bartender. The robot says, “What will you have?” The guy says, “Martini.” The robot brings back the best martini ever and says to the man, “What’s your IQ?” The guy says, “168.” The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, Space exploration and medical technology […]