Wedding Bells

My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me. It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra less. One day “little” sister called and asked me […]

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Drinking With a Redneck Girl

A Mexican, an Iraqi, and a redneck girl are in the same bar. When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, “In Mexico our glasses are so cheap we don’t need to drink with the Same one twice”. The […]

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The Man and the Fancy New Watch

A man is sitting at a bar one night, wearing a fancy new watch, covered with buttons and lights and dials. The woman next to him says, “Wow, that’s a really fancy watch.” Thanks, says the guy, “It’s the cutting edge of technology. I can telepathically ask this watch anything I want to know, and […]

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Home Depot Scam

NEW SCAM! Hey people be warned. I don’t know how many of you shop at Home Depot, but this may Be useful to know. I am posting this to you to warn you of something that Happened to me, as I have become a victim of a clever scam while out Shopping. This happened to […]

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