Obama Requests Advice of the Queen

“Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give me?” “Well,” said the Queen, “The most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people.” Obama frowned, and then asked, “But how do I know if the people around me are really intelligent?” The Queen took a […]

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Where’s Walter?

President Obama goes to a primary school to talk to the kids. After his talk he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand, and Obama asks him his name. Walter, responds the little boy. And what is your question, Walter? I have four questions: First, why did the USA bomb Libya without the […]

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What is a Congress?

Anthropomorphic Nouns   We are all familiar with a Herd of cows   A Flock of chickens   A School of fish   and a Gaggle of geese.   However, less widely known is: A Pride of Lions   A Murder of Crows (as well as their cousins the rooks and ravens)   An Exaltation […]

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The Florida Flat Tire

I was traveling between West Palm Beach and Boca Raton the other day (south of Jupiter) in Florida, when a tire blew out. Checking my spare, I found that it, too, was flat. My only option was to flag down a passing motorist and get a ride to the next town. The first vehicle to […]

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