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Dorothy Learns the Truth

Posted on September 23, 2013September 23, 2013 by Jake Lambert | No Comments

U.S. Olympic Committee Announces Barack Obama Will Be On Olympic Ski Team

Posted on September 11, 2013September 11, 2013 by Jake Lambert | No Comments

The U.S. Olympic Committee announced today a spot on the U.S. Olympic Team would be filled by Barack Obama. U.S. Olympic officials said Obama deserved the spot on the team because no one has ever taken a country downhill faster than he has.

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Help Kickstart World War III!

Posted on September 11, 2013September 11, 2013 by Jan Sobieski III | No Comments

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The Intelligence of Bush vs Obama

Posted on August 29, 2013August 29, 2013 by Jake Lambert | No Comments

PERSPECTIVE IS VERY IMPORTANT

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What is a Congress?

Posted on August 29, 2013August 29, 2013 by Jake Lambert | 2 Comments

Anthropomorphic Nouns We are all familiar with a Herd of cows A Flock of chickens A School of fish and a Gaggle of geese. However, less widely known is: A Pride of Lions A Murder of Crows (as well as their cousins the rooks and ravens) An Exaltation […]

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The Florida Flat Tire

Posted on August 6, 2013August 6, 2013 by Jake Lambert | No Comments

I was traveling between West Palm Beach and Boca Raton the other day (south of Jupiter) in Florida, when a tire blew out. Checking my spare, I found that it, too, was flat. My only option was to flag down a passing motorist and get a ride to the next town. The first vehicle to […]

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