The U.S. Olympic Committee announced today a spot on the U.S. Olympic Team would be filled by Barack Obama. U.S. Olympic officials said Obama deserved the spot on the team because no one has ever taken a country downhill faster than he has.
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PERSPECTIVE IS VERY IMPORTANT
Anthropomorphic Nouns We are all familiar with a Herd of cows A Flock of chickens A School of fish and a Gaggle of geese. However, less widely known is: A Pride of Lions A Murder of Crows (as well as their cousins the rooks and ravens) An Exaltation […]
I was traveling between West Palm Beach and Boca Raton the other day (south of Jupiter) in Florida, when a tire blew out. Checking my spare, I found that it, too, was flat. My only option was to flag down a passing motorist and get a ride to the next town. The first vehicle to […]
Management of this record can be found in the Democratic Party Platform.
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