TEN POOREST CITIES

City, State, % of People Below the Poverty Level 1.   Detroit ,  MI 32.5% 2.   Buffalo ,  NY 29.9% 3.   Cincinnati ,  OH 27.8% 4.   Cleveland ,  OH 27.0% 5.  Miami ,  FL 26.9% 5.  St. Louis ,  MO 26.8% 7.   El Paso ,  TX 26.4% 8.   Milwaukee ,  WI 26.2% 9.   Philadelphia ,  PA […]

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WARNING FROM RADICAL MUSLIM TERRORISTS

This morning a coalition of Muslim leaders warned the United States that if military action against Muslim countries continues, they intend to cut off America’s supply of 7-11 Managers and Motel 6 Managers.   If this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next, followed by DELL, AT&T, and AOL customer service  […]

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Ant and the Grasshopper

OLD VERSION: The ant worked hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thought the ant to be a fool, laughed, danced,and played the summer away.. Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed. The grasshopper has no food or shelter, so […]

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Lemon Picker

The woman applying for a job in a Florida lemon grove seemed to be far too qualified for the job. The foreman frowned and said, “I have to ask you this: “Have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?” “Well, as a matter of fact, I have! “I’ve been divorced three times, owned 2 […]

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Doctors Discuss Medical Progress

A Japanese doctor said, “Medicine in my country is so advanced that we took the kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks. A German doctor said, “That’s nothing, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him […]

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