For Ice Cream Lovers: Barocky Road

In honor of the 44th President of the United States, Baskin-Robbins Ice Cream has introduced a new flavor: Barocky Road. Barocky Road is a blend of half vanilla, half chocolate, and surrounded by nuts and flakes. The vanilla portion of the mix is not openly advertised and usually denied as an ingredient. The nuts and […]

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The IRS Sent My Tax Return Back!

The IRS sent my Tax Return back! AGAIN!!! I guess it was because of my response to the question: “List all dependents?” I replied- “12 million illegal immigrants; “3 million crack heads; “42 million unemployable people on food stamps; “2 million people in over 243 prisons; “Half of Mexico; and “535 fools in the U.S. […]

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The Year 2013

One sunny day in January, 2013, an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue where he’d been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the U.S. Marine standing guard and said, “I would like to go in and meet with President Obama.” The Marine looked at the man and said, “Sir, […]

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Republican Presidents

So I said to him, “Barack, I know Abe Lincoln, And you ain’t Abe Lincoln.” Obama a Democrat has made numerous attempts to quote Lincoln a Republican. SO WHY DOESN’T OBAMA USE THIS FAMOUS LINCOLN QUOTE: You cannot help the poor by destroying the rich. You cannot strengthen the weak by weakening the strong. You […]

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Obama, Oprah, & Michelle

Flying on Air Force One, Obama looked at Oprah, chuckled and said, ‘You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy.’ Oprah shrugged her shoulders and replied, ‘I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy.’ Michelle added, […]

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