WARNING FROM RADICAL MUSLIM TERRORISTS

This morning a coalition of Muslim leaders warned the United States that if military action against Muslim countries continues, they intend to cut off America’s supply of 7-11 Managers and Motel 6 Managers.   If this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next, followed by DELL, AT&T, and AOL customer service  […]

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Heaviest Element Yet Known to Science Discovered

Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory in California has now identified with certainty the heaviest element known to science. The new element, Pelosium (PL), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are […]

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