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Biden 2020 “Can’t Stop the Feeling”
Obama Requests Advice of the Queen
“Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give me?” “Well,” said the Queen, “The most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people.” Obama frowned, and then asked, “But how do I know if the people around me are really intelligent?” The Queen took a […]
Twins Separated at Birth
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Democratic National Convention Schedule
4:00 PM Opening Flag Burning Ceremony 4:05 PM Singing of “#$$%^% Damn America” led by Rev. Jeremiah Wright 4:10 PM Pledge of Allegiance to Obama 4:15 PM Ceremonial ‘I hate America’ led by Michelle Obama 4:30 PM Tips on Dodging Sniper Fire – Hillary Clinton 4:45 PM Al Sharpton Leads Castrati Choir in Singing “Great […]
Cattle Guards
Joe asks for 6 months of retraining for ‘Cattle Guards’! CATTLE GUARDS… THIS IS ABOUT AS GOOD AS THEM WANTING TO CHANGE THE LAW OF PHYSICS! For those of you who have never traveled to the west, or southwest, cattle guards are horizontal steel rails placed at fence openings, in dug-out places in the roads […]
President Obama and VP Biden Plan WWIII
President Obama and VP Biden are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, “Isn’t that Obama and Biden sitting over there?” The bartender says, “Yep, that’s them.” So the guy walks over and says, “Wow, this is a real honor! What are you guys doing in here?” Obama says, “We’re […]
