Wedding Bells
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me. It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra less. One day “little” sister called and asked me […]
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A Mexican, an Iraqi, and a redneck girl are in the same bar. When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, “In Mexico our glasses are so cheap we don’t need to drink with the Same one twice”. The […]
The Man and the Fancy New Watch
A man is sitting at a bar one night, wearing a fancy new watch, covered with buttons and lights and dials. The woman next to him says, “Wow, that’s a really fancy watch.” Thanks, says the guy, “It’s the cutting edge of technology. I can telepathically ask this watch anything I want to know, and […]
Home Depot Scam
NEW SCAM! Hey people be warned. I don’t know how many of you shop at Home Depot, but this may Be useful to know. I am posting this to you to warn you of something that Happened to me, as I have become a victim of a clever scam while out Shopping. This happened to […]
Ralph and the IRS
The IRS decides to audit Ralph, and summons him to the IRS office. The IRS auditor is not surprised when Ralph shows up with his attorney. The auditor says, ‘Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I’m not sure the IRS […]
Shopping With a Drunk
I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected a: Half-gallon of 2% milk Carton of eggs Quart of orange juice Head of romaine lettuce Two pound can of coffee One pound package of bacon As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind me watched […]
Why We Are Not Ready To Leave Iraq
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