Stamp Malfunction

The Postal  Services created a stamp with a picture of  President Obama on it. The Postal Service noticed  that the stamp was not sticking to envelopes. This  enraged the President, who demanded a full  investigation. After a month of testing and $1.73  million in congressional spending, a special  Presidential commission presented the following  findings: 1. […]

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Al Qaeda Newsflash

Muslim suicide bombers in Britain are set to begin a three-day strike on Monday in a dispute over the number of virgins they are entitled to in the afterlife. Emergency talks with Al Qaeda have so far failed to produce an agreement. The unrest began last Tuesday when Al Qaeda announced that the number of […]

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Happy St. Patricks Day!

The Irish Millionaire Mick, from Dublin ,appeared on ‘Who Wants To Be A Millionaire’ and towards the end of the program had already won 500,000 Euros. “You’ve done very well so far,” said Chris Tarrant, the show’s presenter, “but for a million euros you’ve only got one life-line left – phone a friend. Everything is […]

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Illegal Immigration

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