The Man and the Fancy New Watch

A man is sitting at a bar one night, wearing a fancy new watch, covered with buttons and lights and dials. The woman next to him says, “Wow, that’s a really fancy watch.” Thanks, says the guy, “It’s the cutting edge of technology. I can telepathically ask this watch anything I want to know, and […]

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Home Depot Scam

NEW SCAM! Hey people be warned. I don’t know how many of you shop at Home Depot, but this may Be useful to know. I am posting this to you to warn you of something that Happened to me, as I have become a victim of a clever scam while out Shopping. This happened to […]

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Ralph and the IRS

The IRS decides to audit Ralph, and summons him to the IRS office.  The IRS auditor is not surprised when Ralph shows up with his attorney. The auditor says, ‘Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I’m not sure the IRS […]

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Shopping With a Drunk

I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected a: Half-gallon of 2% milk Carton of eggs Quart of orange juice Head of romaine lettuce Two pound can of coffee One pound package of bacon As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind me watched […]

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The Republican Boater

A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, “Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don’t know where I am.” The man consulted his […]

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Pinocchio, Snow White, and Superman

Pinocchio, Snow White, and Superman are out for a stroll in town one day. As they walked they come across a sign: ‘Beauty contest for the most beautiful woman in the world.’ ‘I am entering,’ said Snow White. After half an hour she comes out and they ask her, ‘Well, how’d ya do?’ ‘First Place’, […]

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Illegal Immigration