Heaviest Element Yet Known to Science Discovered

Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory in California has now identified with certainty the heaviest element known to science. The new element, Pelosium (PL), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are […]

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Big "O" goes to Heaven

Obama dies and finds himself before the Pearly Gates. He is very excited; all his life he’s had a secret wish & longed to meet the Prophet Mohammad. Having arrived at the Gates of Heaven, Barack meets a man with a beard. ‘Are you Mohammad?’ he asks. ‘No, my son, I am Peter. Mohammad is […]

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Pray for Obama

We were in slow-moving traffic the other day and the car in front of us had an Obama bumper sticker on it that read: “Pray for Obama. Psalm 109:8”. My husband’s Bible was lying on the dash board, so he opened it to the scripture and read it. He started laughing and laughing. Psalm 109:8 (English […]

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And God Created West Virginia

God was missing for six days.  Eventually, Michael, the archangel, found him, resting on the seventh day. He inquired, “Where have you been?” God smiled deeply and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, “Look, Michael.  Look what I’ve made.” Archangel Michael looked puzzled, and said, “What is it?” “It’s a planet,” replied God, ”and I’ve […]

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