Lemon Picker

The woman applying for a job in a Florida lemon grove seemed to be far too qualified for the job. The foreman frowned and said, “I have to ask you this: “Have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?” “Well, as a matter of fact, I have! “I’ve been divorced three times, owned 2 […]

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Phoenix Suns

This is after the Phoenix Suns were protesting the new law in AZ: Much has been said against AZ’s move to do the Federal Government’s job. “What if the owners of the Suns discovered that hordes of people were sneaking into games without paying? What if they had a good idea who the gate crashers […]

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Doctors Discuss Medical Progress

A Japanese doctor said, “Medicine in my country is so advanced that we took the kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks. A German doctor said, “That’s nothing, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him […]

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Obama Jokes

Q: What’s the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo? A: Bo has papers. –Jimmy Kimmel Q: What was the most positive result of the “Cash for Clunkers” program? A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road. –David Letterman

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NASA’s Plan: Muslims in Space

by Daniel Greenfield NASA Administrator Charles Bolden said in a recent interview that his”foremost” mission as the head of America’s space exploration agency is to improve relations with the Muslim world. Here’s how. Barack H. Obama White House Washington, DC 20006 Dear Sir, I cannot tell you how much we appreciate your budget cuts, your […]

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New Immigrant to NYC

A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States .. He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, “Thank you Mr. American for letting me into this country, giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care and a free education!” The passerby says, “You are mistaken, I am […]

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Illegal Immigration