McCain Urges Military Strikes Against FIFA

BY ANDY BOROWITZ  (SATIRE) WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) – Calling the Obama Administration’s actions against the soccer organization “weak and ineffective,” Senator John McCain on Thursday proposed military action to “dismantle and destroy FIFA once and for all.” “These are people who only understand one thing: force,” McCain said on the floor of the United […]

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