U.S. Customs Agent Recognizes Obama

A guy traveling through Mexico on vacation lost his wallet & all of his identification. Cutting his trip short, he attempted to make his way home, but was stopped by the U.S. Customs Agent at the border. “May I see your identification, please?” asked the agent. “I’m sorry, but I lost my wallet,” replied the […]

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New Green Hat

ENJOY AND TRY IT OUT The other day I needed to go to the emergency room.  Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my new GREEN HAT that I got from Newsmax when I had subscribed to the magazine. When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the […]

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New Species Discovered

                    They are referred to as “homo slackass-erectus” created by natural genetic downward evolution through constant spineless posturing, and spasmatic upper limb gestures, which new research has shown to cause shorter legs and an inability to ambulate other than in an awkward shuffling gait. The “drag-crotch” […]

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Relocating to Detroit

This happened on a flight getting ready to depart for Detroit . Bob was sitting on the plane when a guy took the seat beside him. The guy was an emotional wreck, pale, hands shaking, moaning in fear. “What’s the matter?” Bob asked. “I’ve been transferred to Detroit , there are crazy people there. They’ve […]

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Maxine’s Birdfeeder

Leave it to Maxine to come up with a solution for the mess that we are in economically now.  It’s really sooooo simple. I bought a bird feeder. I hung It on my back porch and filled It with seed. What a beauty of A bird feeder it was, as I filled it Lovingly with […]

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Mohammad Moves to Australia

Mohammad entered his classroom on the first day of school. “What’s your name?” asked the teacher. “Mohammad,” he replied. “You’re in Australia now,” replied the teacher, “So from now on you will be known as Kevin.” Mohammad returned home after school. “How was your day, Mohammad?” his mother asked. “My name is not Mohammad. I’m […]

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Politics in Cartoons

Salary of retired US Presidents ………….$180,000 FOR LIFE Salary of House/Senate …………………..$174,000 FOR LIFE This is stupid Salary of Speaker of the House ………….$223,500 FOR LIFE This is stupid Salary of Majority/Minority Leaders ……. $193,400 FOR LIFE This is stupid Average Salary of a teacher ……………. $40,065 Average Salary of Soldier DEPLOYED IN AFGHANISTAN ©.. […]

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The IRS Sent My Tax Return Back!

The IRS sent my Tax Return back! AGAIN!!! I guess it was because of my response to the question: “List all dependents?” I replied- “12 million illegal immigrants; “3 million crack heads; “42 million unemployable people on food stamps; “2 million people in over 243 prisons; “Half of Mexico; and “535 fools in the U.S. […]

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Jose and Carlos

Jose and Carlos are both beggars. They beg in different areas of town. Carlos begs for the same amount of time as Jose, but only collects about eight or nine dollars a day. Every day, Jose brings home a suitcase full of ten dollar bills. He drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free house, and […]

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