New Species Discovered

                    They are referred to as “homo slackass-erectus” created by natural genetic downward evolution through constant spineless posturing, and spasmatic upper limb gestures, which new research has shown to cause shorter legs and an inability to ambulate other than in an awkward shuffling gait. The “drag-crotch” […]

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Drinks For Everyone But…

A union boss walks into a bar next door to the factory and is about to order a drink to celebrate Obama’s victory when he sees a guy close by wearing a Romney for President button and two beers in front of him. He doesn’t have to be an Einstein to know that this guy […]

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Maxine’s Birdfeeder

Leave it to Maxine to come up with a solution for the mess that we are in economically now.  It’s really sooooo simple. I bought a bird feeder. I hung It on my back porch and filled It with seed. What a beauty of A bird feeder it was, as I filled it Lovingly with […]

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Caterpillar D-9 Bulldozer

HURRY! ONLY 4 TICKETS LEFT!!!

I have four extra tickets for the Robbie Knievel (son of Evel Knievel) event at the Palm Beach County Fair Grounds next weekend in West Palm Beach , if anybody wants them. Robbie is going to try to jump over 5,000 Obama supporters with a Caterpillar D-9 bulldozer. SURE HOPE ROBBIE DOESN’T GET HURT!

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