WARNING FROM RADICAL MUSLIM TERRORISTS

This morning a coalition of Muslim leaders warned the United States that if military action against Muslim countries continues, they intend to cut off America’s supply of 7-11 Managers and Motel 6 Managers.   If this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next, followed by DELL, AT&T, and AOL customer service  […]

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Parallels of Abraham Lincoln and Barack Obama

This is simply uncanny…. Parallels of Abraham Lincoln and B. H. Obama: 1. Lincoln placed his hand on the Bible for his inauguration. Obama used the same Bible. 2. Lincoln came from Illinois. Obama comes from Illinois. 3. Lincoln served in the Illinois Legislature. Obama was in the Illinois Legislature. 4. Lincoln had little experience […]

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Lemon Picker

The woman applying for a job in a Florida lemon grove seemed to be far too qualified for the job. The foreman frowned and said, “I have to ask you this: “Have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?” “Well, as a matter of fact, I have! “I’ve been divorced three times, owned 2 […]

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Doctors Discuss Medical Progress

A Japanese doctor said, “Medicine in my country is so advanced that we took the kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks. A German doctor said, “That’s nothing, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him […]

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Obama Jokes

Q: What’s the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo? A: Bo has papers. –Jimmy Kimmel Q: What was the most positive result of the “Cash for Clunkers” program? A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road. –David Letterman

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NASA’s Plan: Muslims in Space

by Daniel Greenfield NASA Administrator Charles Bolden said in a recent interview that his”foremost” mission as the head of America’s space exploration agency is to improve relations with the Muslim world. Here’s how. Barack H. Obama White House Washington, DC 20006 Dear Sir, I cannot tell you how much we appreciate your budget cuts, your […]

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