Remember when Nancy Pelosi said: “We have to pass it, to find out what’s in it” A physician called into a radio show and said: “that’s the definition of a stool sample“. That pretty well sums it up.
I wanted to let you know that earlier today I received my “ObamaCare Enrollment Packet” from the White House. It contained: • An aspirin and a Band-Aid; • An ‘Obama Hope & Change’ bumper sticker; • A ‘Bush’s Fault’ yard sign; • A ‘Blame Republicans First’, then ‘Blame Anybody and Everybody’ poster; • A ‘Tax […]
The U.S. Olympic Committee announced today a spot on the U.S. Olympic Team would be filled by Barack Obama. U.S. Olympic officials said Obama deserved the spot on the team because no one has ever taken a country downhill faster than he has.
PERSPECTIVE IS VERY IMPORTANT
Anthropomorphic Nouns We are all familiar with a Herd of cows A Flock of chickens A School of fish and a Gaggle of geese. However, less widely known is: A Pride of Lions A Murder of Crows (as well as their cousins the rooks and ravens) An Exaltation […]
I was traveling between West Palm Beach and Boca Raton the other day (south of Jupiter) in Florida, when a tire blew out. Checking my spare, I found that it, too, was flat. My only option was to flag down a passing motorist and get a ride to the next town. The first vehicle to […]