President Barack Obama and the Democratic Senate are considering sweeping legislation that will provide new benefits for many more Americans. The Americans With No Abilities Act is being hailed as a major legislative goal by advocates of the millions of Americans who lack any real skills or ambition. “Roughly 50 percent of Americans do not possess the […]
“Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give me?” “Well,” said the Queen, “The most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people.” Obama frowned, and then asked, “But how do I know if the people around me are really intelligent?” The Queen took a […]
President Obama goes to a primary school to talk to the kids. After his talk he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand, and Obama asks him his name. Walter, responds the little boy. And what is your question, Walter? I have four questions: First, why did the USA bomb Libya without the […]
Remember when Nancy Pelosi said: “We have to pass it, to find out what’s in it” A physician called into a radio show and said: “that’s the definition of a stool sample“. That pretty well sums it up.
I wanted to let you know that earlier today I received my “ObamaCare Enrollment Packet” from the White House. It contained: • An aspirin and a Band-Aid; • An ‘Obama Hope & Change’ bumper sticker; • A ‘Bush’s Fault’ yard sign; • A ‘Blame Republicans First’, then ‘Blame Anybody and Everybody’ poster; • A ‘Tax […]
The U.S. Olympic Committee announced today a spot on the U.S. Olympic Team would be filled by Barack Obama. U.S. Olympic officials said Obama deserved the spot on the team because no one has ever taken a country downhill faster than he has.