Heaviest Element Yet Known to Science Discovered

Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory in California has now identified with certainty the heaviest element known to science. The new element, Pelosium (PL), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are […]

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Stamp Malfunction

The Postal  Services created a stamp with a picture of  President Obama on it. The Postal Service noticed  that the stamp was not sticking to envelopes. This  enraged the President, who demanded a full  investigation. After a month of testing and $1.73  million in congressional spending, a special  Presidential commission presented the following  findings: 1. […]

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