Guantanamo Adoption Program

Someone recently wrote a letter to the White House complaining about the treatment of a captive taken during the Afghanistan war. Below is a copy of the response. January 29, 2005 The White House 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue Washington, D.C. Dear Concerned Citizen: Thank you for your recent letter criticizing our treatment of the Taliban and […]

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President Obama and VP Biden Plan WWIII

President Obama and VP Biden are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, “Isn’t that Obama and Biden sitting over there?” The bartender says, “Yep, that’s them.” So the guy walks over and says, “Wow, this is a real honor! What are you guys doing in here?” Obama says, “We’re […]

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Airport Screening Solution

Here’s a solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at the airports:   Have a booth that you can step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on you.   It would be a win-win for everyone, and there would be none of this crap about […]

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